- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Well this is pointless.....

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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