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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Apple juice.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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