- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

so...um, yeah

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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