- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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