Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what does a chair look like? a chair.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Two planes walk into an office building

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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