How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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