apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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