Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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