Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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