Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

knock knock whos there? nobody

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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