- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Knock knock.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the fish say after he

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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