Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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