so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A American seeking into mexico

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dry handjob

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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