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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

No it doesnt..

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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