Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Major League Soccer

Soccer...

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

The Labour Party.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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