- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

women's rights

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

whats hairy and crys your mom

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