- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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