- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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