- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock knock.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

"Knock knock" Come in!

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