- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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