why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

human centipede

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Who wants $300? Me too.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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