- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

i have yougurt mit traktor

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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