Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

The New York Giants

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

And Stephen Hawking said.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did the fish say after he

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