What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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hear hear

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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