- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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