- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

i found waldo.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

A women left the kitchen.

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