Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Hello

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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i lost the game

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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