- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Long joke Your such a downey

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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