Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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