Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call two dog? dogs

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Turkeys are obese

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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