- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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