- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

once upon a time, it snowed

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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