- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

I like the color potato.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

G:nock nock B:come in!

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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