How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Oh s***

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get in the car.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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#IHateHashtags

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Anti Joke

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