- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man did not like this site

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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