Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A man did not like this site

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Republicans

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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