What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Thats what she said

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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