- Anti Joke

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you call your mom? Mom