- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Pianos.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Bob Saget

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