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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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