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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Women's rights.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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