What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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