- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

If life gives you lemonade.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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