- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Shea's sty....

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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