- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

I like the color potato.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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