I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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