A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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