- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

So does Blake

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A baby seal walks into a club.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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