- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Your so gay, that you like men!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

su algato es en fuego

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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