- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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