Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Urban ghettos

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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