- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

nothing

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

In soviet Russia...things are different

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