What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A blind man watches TV

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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are u black unlucky

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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