- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Women's Rights.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Your Mother

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse