- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

White NBA players.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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