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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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