some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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