A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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