What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Y u do dis?

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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knock knock There's no door

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belly button

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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