Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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it's funny because it's funny

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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