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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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