- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats up and also down? your mum

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A woman wears a dress.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Women's rights

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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