- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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