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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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