Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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