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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Women's Rights.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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