- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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